Not tired... still typing... fun and intriguing questions.

1. my roommate once: thought she was pregnant. I made an appointment for her at Planned Parenthood.
2. never in my live have i: had the desire to sky dive
3. the one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile: Cooper - dogs count. I believe in Jainism.
4. high school was: ulcer-causing.
5. when i'm nervous: I bite my nails and don't even realize it.
6. the last time i cried was: 2 hours ago.
7. If i were to get married right now my bridesmaids would be: Actually, if I did it over, I might not have any. Maybe.
8. my hair: Short and impossible to grow out.
9. my parents: too many.
10. when i was 5: I would make myself sick thinking about going to school. I would cry every morning on the bus, embarrassing my preteen sister.
11. last christmas: spent too much again, but loved the shrimp and grits as usual and a hike in the snow with my siblings.
12. when i turn my head left, I see: moldy basement walls... healthy.
13. i should be: sleeping.
14. When i look down I see: the only precious jewel I've ever owned, my diamond engagement ring.
15. The craziest recent event was: coconut creme pie and decaf coffee at 10:30 pm after a fight
16. if i were a character on Friends i'd be: a random person drinking coffee at the Central Perk and making odd faces as the characters have crazy outbursts.
17. by this time next year: My husband's response was "I may be dead" - comforting. I'll make sure to change the insurance papers tomorrow. Me - I'll be one year older. I'm guessing not much else will have changed.
18. my favorite aunt is: don't have one. fucking crazy fundamentalists.
19. I have a hard time understanding: persistent bad moods and silence.
20. one time at a family gathering: I refused to put my newborn nephew down while I got ready for family pictures. I did my hair and makeup with one hand while he slept on my chest.
21. you know I like you if: I smile after making a smart ass remark to you .
22. if i won an award, the first person (people) I'd thank is/are: my husband.
23. take my advice: Read books - well written ones.
24. my ideal breakfast is: malted pancakes, bacon, grits with eggs over easy, and coffee - the perfect salty sweet combination.
25. if you visit my hometown: hold your nose over the Staley viaduct
26. where do you plan to visit anytime soon: Milan (that's pronounced my-lan with a long i - groceries tomorrow).
27. if you spend the night at my house: you better learn to open the guest room door without making it squeak - or once the door is shut, you're not coming out till morning.
28. i'd stop my wedding if: I always said I'd never get married if I was pregnant - as if that was the reason I was getting married. Two wrongs don't make a right, I say.
29. the world could do without: Walmart
30. i'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: the fucking idiot that sexually harrassed me at the mall
31. most recent thing you've bought yourself: blouse.
32. most recent thing someone else bought for you: lunch - thanks mom.
33. once, at a bar: I locked eyes with a handsome older man. Days later, he spent the night. Years later, I married him.
35. How many days until my birthday?: who's counting...